Rick and Morty: Character I Am, The One I Want To Be, And The One I Will Be

Inspired by @k8mcgarry
  1. Character I Am: Jerry
    No one wants to be Jerry, but we're all mostly Jerrys. He lives a simple life, has a rocky marriage, thinks his ideas are revolutionary, boring job that he doesn't love, isn't the brightest, learns to be contempt with himself, etc.
  2. Character I Want to be: Rick Sanchez
    He's super smart, makes cool shit, has great comebacks, can be nice/caring, can travel through time/alternate universes, has cool alien connections (e.g. Krombopulous Michael), etc.
  3. Character I Will be: Birdperson
    Doesn't know he's being funny, pretty serious, super cool, mysterious, great friend, etc.