1. Dicks
    Price: $15. You can send a bag of dick gummies with the company dicksbymail.com (tip: make sure the weather is not warm or hot, it will melt the dicks and the person will just receive a blob of gummies)
  2. Animal poop
    Price: $15. You can choose the size and the farm animal. The company is ipoopyou.com
  3. Sand
    Price: $19. A box full of sand will be delivered. To order go to ruindays.com (has other stuff to send)