A LIFETIME OF CRUSHES
Not a playa I just crush a lot 👀
- •His name was EthanHe was my boyfriend. Who kissed my best friend (our friendship survived). And married my second best friend (the blonde). The root of all trust issues is preschool
- •JC ChavezHe had camouflage pants and that smirk. My love had no bounds
- •His name was JustinHe gave me Pokemon cards once. Would later be identified as the worlds most boring human.
- •Jess MarianoSo tortured. The rookie smolder.
- •Rob Lowe as Sam SeabornSo smart. So witty. He loved a law student/call girl for all the right reasons. He flirted perfectly. Replacing him with Will Bailey was the ultimate crime against my teenage hormones
- •His name was... Well they all started with S for a while thereThey were garbage humans
- •Sidney CrosbyWe are married. In my ideal reality.
- •Flynn RiderI think I might have a type. And that type is handsome
- •His name was ColinHe was broad and beautiful but dumb as dirt. I named a snowman after him
- •Ian SomerhalderTHE smolder
- •He who must not be namedI had a weakness for lost causes and monosyllabic narcissists
- •Joseph Gordon-LevittThird rock from the sun to 10 things I hate about you to Hit Record 🔴 I love him for his mind guys I swear
- •Chandler BingOur awkward would be stuff of legend