A MORNING AT LUKE'S
- •First in line at 7AMBecause coffee coffee coffee
- •Walked because that's how the Gilmore Girls stay so thinYou can't eat all that breakfast food and takeout without some form of exercise. Also alliteration is my fave.
- •Used my cell phone because that's how you make Luke fall in love with youThat and talking too much which I also had covered
- •Took the table by the window with no shame because it was as close as I could come to pulling two together when by myself
- •Reading choiceI'd like to think Rory would take better care of her books than I do but mid twenties purses are unforgiving black holes of book abuse so maybe not?
- •Shameless in my vanityVicious trollop on my lips
- •Oy with the poodles already!November 23 was my due date but clearly Max wouldn't have let me take the test because I was LATE.
- •*editThere's a snap filter and now I'm done taking selfies I swear