1. Coffee stains
    On pants. On shirts. On the papers they are filing for slightly above minimum wage
  2. Clothes that could be nice if they weren't so wrinkled
    They don't own an iron, that's for adults
  3. Popped blood vessels in face
    They might be hungover. They might have vomited this morning. They probably don't care that you know.
  4. Bags under eyes
    This job is one of the three they are currently working, one of which they will tell you about enthusiastically (but which makes them the least money)
  5. Sensible shoes
    Three jobs guys. They don't have time for rolled ankles and cute booties.
  6. Bagged lunch
    Unless there is a cheap taco place nearby. Hollllaaa at me $1.25 tacos.