Aka Nashville food list part 3
  1. Cafe Le Crumbs
    Holy fuck. This is the best carrot cake I have ever had. And I don't say that lightly because cake is serious business
  2. Day dreaming about calling any boy that has ever shown me their penis and telling them they're a father and the child is however many years old and then yelling YOU GOT PUNKD BUT THIS COULD BE REALITY IF YOU ALLOW YOUR CONGRESSMAN TO CUT ACCESS TO BIRTH CONTROL
    Hilarious topical prank, no?
  3. Havana Nocturne
    Naked lady books make for the most appropriate work reading
  4. Coffee stout and painted nails
  5. All Walgreens had and now I'm obsessed
    10 Hours of live broadcasting and contacts and my eyes are in rough shape. I refuse to blame eyeliner. So I didn't really believe my eye doctor but I was willing to try anything and these are MAGIC. And they come in cute little individual packaging so you can throw them in your purse.
  7. Unicorn donut leggings what did I do to deserve this life