DOES MUMFORD HAVE DAUGHTERS? ARE THEY TAKING SELFIES IN FRONT OF ME?

Mumford and Sons, I apologize to you and all your future offspring
  1. Y'all.
  2. I'm at a concert by myself
  3. And it's not like I'm a big fangirl
  4. (Not that I'm not a fan)
  5. But a friend from out of town gave me a ticket he couldn't sell
  6. Since he knew I lived here
  7. LOOK AT THIS NONSENSE
  8. This is not free ticket territory
  9. These are friend-of-the-band-been-to-every-tour-paid-too-much-know-every-song seats
  10. And I'm here like "ahh I didn't have anything to do and I'm lonely in this city"
  11. And it's cool as shit
  12. But everyone here knows I'm a fraud
  13. Also the one time in my life
  14. My florals and flannels are not just acceptable but pretty much the uniform
  15. And I'm in a goddamn LBD
  16. For some reason I think my little brother is a big fan?
  17. So I just texted him like HAY WANT A TSHIRT
  18. But I can't remember ?
  19. And all the backstage pass people are like chilling in front of me.
  20. And, full disclosure, I've never gone to a concert by myself before
  21. I think I'm pretty independent overall
  22. But this is a bit out of my comfort zone
  23. Also when did short sleeve flannel shirts become a thing?
    And can I rock that? Somehow?
  24. Both @sar_marieee and @darshnim are going to cringe so hard at that last comment
  25. Also there are these adorable hipster couples
  26. And I want to yell at them that love is a lie
  27. But I won't because they're using snapchat filters so their love is so unapologetic
  28. Why give them a window into the baggage that will come?
  29. Oh god guys why am I thinking about blink 182
  30. Okay I'm done now
  31. I'm so altruistic I'll let them enjoy this last rock show
  32. Thank god for beer