1. Gorilla glued my nail on since that won't end badly
    Busted it off while spinning around the room like a top and accidentally cracking the wall with my hand
  2. Wore fake glasses (over my contacts) to see if they would hurt my head
    Or if other humans would be like OMG HIDEOUS GET THOSE OFF YOUR FACE
  3. Didn't cry when the place I wanted a piece of cake was unexpectedly closed
    Whatcha doing relocating on payday
  4. Put on makeup myself since @darshnim isn't here to do my "full face"
    #help I'm not glittery