HAPPY DAY AFTER THE (NCAAM) NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP

The abbreviation ESPN uses, OKAY?
  1. Happy Boys Who Wouldn't Date Me Because I Drink On Weekdays Are Hungover On A Tuesday Day
    Is that too specific to be relatable 🤷🏻‍♀️
  2. Happy One Person In Your Office Is Fake Rich Day
    Cool, Bobby, you won $150 but you never replace the creamer 🙄
  3. Happy People Pretend To Know Where Gonzaga Is Located Day
    Thanks UNC for having your location in your name 🌎
  4. Happy Thanks To Space Jam Michael's UNC Shorts Are A Thing I Know About Basketball Day
    I could use some of the secret stuff this morning 💦