1. Why do girls swoon over guitar players when the real game is concert piano players
    Hear me out. Those hands know how to tickle the ivories. Apology, I'm in a box seat at the symphony and need to balance my classy with trashy. Maybe I've been watching too many of Chrissy Teigan's snap stories. Maybe I've had too much wine in this box. Whatever it is I think I'm restricting my future musician dating to pianists.
  2. Y'all. Started from plastic now we're here
    We got told to leave haha