HOW TO RESPOND TO BEING APPROACHED BY A MAN WHILE WEARING HEADPHONES

Really, how do you not get that this is the universal sign for "nope right the fuck out of here"
  1. Ask "Do you need medical attention?"
  2. No? Return to your headphones
  3. Keep hand on taser/pepper spray because we live in a society where it is acceptable to be enraged that a woman would prefer solitude over an unidentified man's presence