AHHH IT'S HERE IM GOING TO TRY TO DO THIS LIVE. I'm still overwhelmed by events earlier today so if my words aren't eloquent I'm sorry IM SO EXCITED
  1. This tape. It's everything
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    Fun fact I came into my apartment and poured a glass of wine before I noticed the strange box my doordude clearly set prominently on my kitchen cart. If I am ever supposed to be the person in the movie to notice the bomb ticking we all die
  2. ANOTHER MARY! @marykathryn ahhhhhhhh!! Hi!!! 🙋🏻
  3. THERE ARE SO MANY GOODIES IM OVERWHELMED
  4. This card I'm crying laughing
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  5. She wrote me a list about being BFFs and I'm not crying (girl I'm turning on the happy endings Christmas episode right now ahhhhhh)
  6. This, the best pin, and Austin and Nashville are supposed to be like sister cities and I'm so exited a fellow November baby you just get me
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  7. I have to party plan for a secret Santa exchange at home and she sent all the festive goodies and they are so fucking cute
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    So. Much. Glitter
  8. I'm looking rough but you have to see my enthusiasm right now
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    We love wine and booze you get me right?
  9. I just bought a bath bomb and am going to TREAT YO SELF so hard with these tonight dark chocolate is the best chocolate
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  10. This candle smells like the Christmas tree I can't fit in my apartment you brilliant beautiful secret Santa angel
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  11. I'm sorry the lighting is so bad it doesn't do the MOTHAEFFINGGLITTER JUSTICE. Also this is a dream how do you already know me my friend gave me the stem version of this last year and she's know me 12 years and this is superior because as all winos know balance is hard
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  12. I deleted the app again but I might have to redownload just to test these!
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  13. this party is going to be LIT
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    Am I using that right? I can't breathe the glitter all the glitter it's like a box of unicorn joy 🦄
  14. Like who knew this was a thing?
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    I know a boy who is going to want to murder you/me when I pop this off in the middle of the party but totally worth it
  15. What. Is. This. Sorcery
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    @sar_marieee did you know these even existed?!
  16. THERE IS ANOTHER LAYER
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  17. I'm about to go HAM on my fantastic beasts coloring book with this
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  18. Don't mind if I dooooo
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  19. PUZZLE. 1000 PIECE YES
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  21. I appreciate you understanding that this is a personal crisis and adapting to that so elegantly
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    Also our family has one commandment and it's SOCKS ARE NOT A BORING GIFT
  22. Thank you thank you thank you for everything and being the sparkling feminist secret Santa of my dreams
    And YOU seem fun and I'm pumped to read all of your lists and is it weird to ask to be your BFF/pen pal because your handwriting reminds me of my dads and it's comforting and he's one of my fave people and I believe handwriting says things about a person?
  23. And thanks @DawnCloud this has been such a treat you are a treasure ✨
  24. There is too much good in this day I'm about to be dramatic and collapse into a fit of laughter and joy and glitter
  25. Holy shit. These were my fave cookies as a kid and somehow this is better.
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    I can never live life the same. Yes I bit its head off
  26. Okay this is the cutest
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    They are magnetic portrait frames!
  27. It gets better every minute
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    Beyoncé pun omg