OLYMPIC EVENTS I COULD COMPETE IN

Edit: I have just noticed this is already a thing and clearly I need to spend more time on @list
  1. Disappointing Parents
    Not just my own, yours too! I'm a champion.
  2. Sugar Cookie Design
    Look at these beauties.
  3. Wearing Opening Ceremony Outfits
    This sweater BELONGS in my wardrobe.
  4. Taking Atrocious Photos
    My friends love them so much.
  5. Lists
    BECAUSE I WANT TO AND THATS ENOUGH