PURCHASES I'VE MADE IN THE LAST 48 HOURS DESPITE MY BANK ACCOUNT BALANCE

  1. Lot of vintage ties
    They're going to make fucking amazing Christmas presents for all the boys in my life. The weirdos that all own like one tie and will giggle at virgin wool
  2. 10 month expired car registration
    I didn't know. My brother's girlfriend (would he get engaged already so this is less weird) drives it because I live downtown and hateeeeee fucking driving.
  3. Three tubes of Vaseline lip therapy
    My skin and lips feel like they are dying after this week/weekend rehydration pleaseee
  4. Postmates Cheesecake Factory
    The debate required carbs. And chocolate.
  5. Adobe Creative Cloud for yet another year
    It hurts guys. It just hurts