REALLY IMPORTANT THINGS I NEED TO START ASKING ON A FIRST DATE

What's your origin story.
  1. How Gouda do you think this is going?
    Cheese and puns are important parts of my life
  2. How do you rank the starburst colors?
    If I find someone to eat the oranges and yellows I may marry them on the spot
  3. Are you a narcissist?
    🚨🚨🚨🚨
  4. Do you leave the shower curtain open or closed?
  5. Can you change a flat tire?
    I cannot. But have a AAA gold membership
  6. Do you feel superior to people in service positions?
  7. What do you think feminism is?
    Answers contain so many red flags
  8. Ice cream or froyo?
  9. Do you have the emotional range of a teaspoon?
  10. What life skills do you bring to an apocalyptic event?
    I can make blankets