REASONS I AM NOT THE FAVORITE CHILD
Disclaimer : my parents fucking LOVE me and are awesome. I might actually be the favorite child but that is not what this list is about
- •I'm the oldest siblingAnd thus all faults in younger siblings can be blamed on A. Parental failure or B. My bad influence. Guess which one they pick!
- •I got a Bachelor of Science.... in Journalism"It says science but did you even take biology?" -Mother "Nope but I can name the different kinds of volcanoes!"
- •I have a mouth like a sailor (or someone who thinks language is fun and doesn't limit themselves bc something is 'bad')"I got so mad I used Mary's word" - Mother, after she said 'fuck'
- •I've been arrestedJail not prison everyone CALM DOWN.
- •When I was little I used to make up stories and state them as factOkay who are we kidding I've been making up stories for the entirety of my existence I just learned they were called "lies" if you don't channel them into a creative writing class and call them fiction
- •Sometimes* I hungover nap on their couch*every time I'm in town for more than 24 hours
- •@sar_marieee existsGoddamn baby sisters