REASONS I TINDER

It's usually for about an hour and then I'm so skeezed out I'm good for a month
  1. I'm drinking
  2. My roommate is tindering with success
  3. Contact from an ex
  4. My mother says something about cats
  5. My father says something about heart disease
  6. I'm bored at the bar and swiping takes less effort than actually leaving.
    Suggested by   @darshnim