RESOLUTIONS I HAVE NO FAITH IN

  1. Eating healthy
    Butter is a carb and I love it
  2. Exercising more
    It's cold out and probably not going to happen
  3. Removing negative people
    TBH that would leave me very alone
  4. Calling my mother daily
    She has too much to say
  5. No drunk listing
    Gibberish is my brand