SHATTERED A GLASS OF WINE

  1. It was full
  2. And I was trying to grate parmesan
    But the grater is a two piece one and it fell and then knocked into the wine glass and tile.
  3. So I bought a better grater that I picked out for my parents at ikea like... 25 years ago
  4. I found it online for $16.38 (fuck ikea shipping and my expired prime membership)
  5. Rage shopping. Whoops
  6. I calculated and it was .81 cents of wine and $1.47 of a wine glass
  7. Oh and I drank the rest of the bottle
  8. 🦄
  9. Make America Grate Again?