SHATTERED A GLASS OF WINE
- •It was full
- •And I was trying to grate parmesanBut the grater is a two piece one and it fell and then knocked into the wine glass and tile.
- •So I bought a better grater that I picked out for my parents at ikea like... 25 years ago
- •I found it online for $16.38 (fuck ikea shipping and my expired prime membership)
- •Rage shopping. Whoops
- •I calculated and it was .81 cents of wine and $1.47 of a wine glass
- •Oh and I drank the rest of the bottle
- •Make America Grate Again?