Like y'all I'm fine but... this nonsense runs through my brain
  1. I'm not actually a better person than I was three years ago
  2. People actually think my slutty aura is real
  3. Someday gravity is going to destroy my value to society
  4. People I value don't value me
  5. People just avoid telling me I'm getting fat because it will shatter my self image
  6. People who are settling will actually end up happier