THE REASON I'M LIKE THIS
Inspired by everyone
- •Ron taught me to headbutt him as a party trick when I was an infantTo prove to people I was biologically his.
- •Martha had my childhood hairdresser cut all my hair off because I didn't brush itI cried for weeks and still haven't forgiven her or hairdressers. Or started brushing my hair consistently.
- •They gave me a dictionary for Christmas at age 7And I read it cover to cover. It's still on my parents bookshelf.
- •It was usurped by a Polaroid camera at age 10@sar_marieee was my main model
- •Every boy who ever liked me thought they could "fix" or "save" meDoing fine over here, all my parts are in working order