THINGS I DID TODAY INSTEAD OF SEEING KANYE

Gov ball was canceled for day three because of safety issues (clearly they noticed at Miguel yesterday we would withstand nonsense)
  1. Downed lobster Mac and cheese and all the champagne
    The announcement came at brunch. We reacted accordingly
  2. Watched new girl while downing rose
    And repeatedly yelling ROSE ALL DAY at my friends who were not keeping up
  3. Defended Beauty and the Beast from idiots
    Ripped shots to keep my spirits up
  4. Tested cocoa from Peru my friend was cooking
    Probably contracted Zika
  5. Took the LIRR
    Wondered if Pittsburgh monopoly ruined my understanding of the railroad system
  6. Ate half a pizza. No like really destroyed half a 20 inch pie
    Peppers and onions and cheese and omg. I only threw up once no one tell on me
  7. Watched movies and drank another bottle of rose
    Because Sunday's are for wine