THINGS I DO AT THE AIRPORT

  1. Leave my passport in the bathroom
  2. Drink yazoo beer
  3. Catch all the Pokémon
  4. Get ditched by my friends and have to take an Uber pool with three men I don't know and type this covertly in the corner
  5. Get beers with the previously mentioned friends and meticulously fill out our visas to Cuba
  6. Use my phone in customs and get yelled at
  7. Get here four hours early but refuse to nap because nope
  8. Leave my (just purchased) water bottle in the bathroom
  9. Drop a phone call while at the bar (yeah I know it's rude I'm the worst) and get half my drinks free
  10. desperately look for USB charging stations
  11. Wish I had ordered a double