THINGS I DO THAT MAKE ME BAD AT "THE GAME"
I'm awkward and gosh darn it boys just want to be my friend
- •Double text, triple text, text novelsI have a lot to say okay
- •Get drunk and profess my loveIt's sincere I swear I'm just emotionally stunted so I need the tequila to help
- •Introduce everyone to my parents except romantic interestsOh yeah everyone's met Ron and Martha. You want to meet them? *runs into nearest wall*
- •Talk about my male exroommates excessivelyWhat I lived with the one for 3 years and these are good stories. The thought of them sexually makes me laugh (then shudder involuntarily)
- •Show up with foodQuesadilla in my purse. Cookies I need out of my house or I will eat the whole batch. Entire pans of lasagna
- •Delete tinder after 24 hours because AHHHHToo. Many. Unsolicited. Penis. Pictures. Also you should see a doctor that doesn't look normal
- •Take compliments like they're from a sarcastic great auntBoy- "Your hair looks nice" Me-"thanks I brushed it"