THINGS I'M DONE APOLOGIZING FOR
"If you're not sorrowful don't say sorry" - a bad bitch
- •Hairy LegsI SHAVED YESTERDAY. What do you monsters want, a 7-year-old's hairless body? Venus is expensive ya pricks. NOT SORRY.
- •Eating GarlicI'm eating it and onions and I'm not worried about staying single forever bossy lady by the fountains where I eat lunch. Plenty of men will love my garlic breath. It's attached to this brilliant mouth where the fascinating words come out. I have mouthwash in my purse but still NOT SORRY
- •3+ year old mistakesIt's detrimental and self harm. NEXT.
- •Liking My ParentsWhatever I might be a weirdo but Ron and Martha are the bomb dot com so maybe you're the weirdo, weirdo. JK you probably love them and this is me projecting. I share them as much as I can with people who don't have my good fortune but I'm done apologizing
- •Not Sharing Ben and Jerry'sGet your own pint. What kind of nonsense person thinks this size is for sharing.