THINGS I'M SUPER EXCITED TO DO WHEN MY MADRE GETS HERE THIS WEEKEND

Martha (MARTHA POWER IS A SAINT) is coming to visit and we are going to do all the things
  1. Eat slices of provolone cheese and drink wine in hotel room beds
  2. Plot my new kitchen
    It's going to be yellow
  3. Eat pizza at salvos
  4. Introduce her to my new friend
    Yeah I said friend. I'm bad at things
  5. See Dierks Bentley at the Opry
    Tourist judgment be damned I can't wait. She bought us good tickets and I'm super excited
  6. Eat all the places
  7. Taunt @sar_marieee with snapchats of eating all the things
  8. Lay by the pool
    Hotel chilling WHATUP
  9. Not kayak
    Lol
  10. See my mommy
    CAUSE SHE'S THE BEST