THINGS I SWEAR BY WITH NO SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE OTHER THAN MY MOTHER SWEARS BY THEM

  1. Lubriderm
    Fragrance free since dad is sensitive. I raid her bathroom closet when I visit because there are always months worth like she's prepping for it to be discontinued
  2. Cranberry Juice
    Not to be confused with cranberry cocktail. I didn't understand her passion for it until college and now I'm devoted
  3. Dove Chocolate
    Guys, she's a former cardiac nurse she knows things
  4. Playing dress up