THINGS PEOPLE SAY THAT AREN'T F*$&ING COMPLIMENTS
- •"He wanted to fuck you."Duh.
- •"Someday you'll make a great mom."How about a great CEO? A great producer of revenue? A great boss? All things I want to be before a mother. All things that the qualities you are trying to compliment me on require.
- •"You look like *actress name*"They look like me. Bishhhh. The only person I look like is Martha because she gave me these glorious genetics
- •"You'd never know you had terrible acne!"Yup.
- •"You just don't care!"If only you could hear my internal monologue