THINGS THAT ARE AT MY PARENTS HOUSE THAT WOULD BE HELPFUL AT THIS MOMENT

I just rolled the fuck out of my ankle. Don't worry there was a cute boy to witness my shame.
  1. Three pairs of crutches
    All from previous injuries
  2. My air boot
    It's the same ankle so it would work
  3. Every ace bandage size known to mankind
    Because this is not my first rodeo. And by rodeo I mean injury inflicted by my inability to walk like a person
  4. My mommy
    Cause this hurts and I'm sure I didn't clean it properly