THINGS THAT ARE AT MY PARENTS HOUSE THAT WOULD BE HELPFUL AT THIS MOMENT
I just rolled the fuck out of my ankle. Don't worry there was a cute boy to witness my shame.
- •Three pairs of crutchesAll from previous injuries
- •My air bootIt's the same ankle so it would work
- •Every ace bandage size known to mankindBecause this is not my first rodeo. And by rodeo I mean injury inflicted by my inability to walk like a person
- •My mommyCause this hurts and I'm sure I didn't clean it properly