THINGS THAT WOULD BE CONSIDERED "ON BRAND"
For my carefully cultivated social media persona aka drunk tweets and doing it for the gram
- •Getting cheese dip in my hair
- •Wearing a Hufflepuff cardigan to a very formal work environment
- •#team things#teamnopants #teamnobabies #teamjane #teambrad (okay those are contradictory)
- •Getting sitcoms canceled by enjoying themRIP happy endings
- •Buying tequila even though no one else wants to drink it
- •Watching a documentary and forgetting 98 percent of the information but being blindingly angry about a particular jump cut multiple years laterAnd being able to describe both the offending frames in excruciating detail while turning red in the face in front of a room of people who could give a fuck
- •Telling people it's time to "bounce"