TIMES A BOYFRIEND WOULD BE USEFUL AS EXPLAINED TO MY FATHER VIA EMAIL

Ron is traumatized by my Uber dependence and abhorrence of cats and eventual spinster ways
  1. When I go to the mechanic and need a ride to work bc my car is dunzo
    Not for help at the mechanics because I'M MS. INDEPENDENT. Back off your macho nonsense... unless you've actually fixed cars in which case NEVERMIND help plz
  2. Chapstick emergency delivery
    How do I have four types of pens in this purse and none of my millions of stranded chapsticks made it in this is a real emergency my lips are dying how am I going to make it through 11 hours of work I wonder if someone will cover so I can run to Walgreens for 5 minutes maybe if I sprint
  3. Yup that's it I'm good otherwise