WEIRD THOUGHTS

These aren't cohesive I miss drafts guys sorry
  1. Being called smart by someone you're pretty sure is a borderline genius makes you insufferable for about three days
  2. Is it a "life goal" to be able to wear a graphic tank top/tshirt and a pencil skirt to work everyday (or a giant sweater if it's cold?)
    Asking for a friend who fucking hates professional clothes (and pants in general)
  3. Does anyone else picture looney tunes when someone says "140 characters"
  4. Hulk Hogan got more settlement money than Erin Andrews