These aren't cohesive I miss drafts guys sorry
- •Being called smart by someone you're pretty sure is a borderline genius makes you insufferable for about three days
- •Is it a "life goal" to be able to wear a graphic tank top/tshirt and a pencil skirt to work everyday (or a giant sweater if it's cold?)Asking for a friend who fucking hates professional clothes (and pants in general)
- •Does anyone else picture looney tunes when someone says "140 characters"
- •Hulk Hogan got more settlement money than Erin Andrews