WELL MEANING THINGS MY PARENTS SAY

Everyone has them. Mine just happen to be the best/worst.
  1. You're the fun one
  2. Someday you'll be the cool aunt
  3. You'll be married by your sister's third marriage
  4. You've always been artistic
  5. You grew into your nose!
  6. The speech therapy worked wonders
  7. Everyone has different strengths
  8. There's another bus coming (post breakup)
  9. Not everyone can handle the pace you keep
  10. By your age I was married and had my career job, enjoy your freedom
  11. You shouldn't kiss boys who aren't your boyfriend
  12. ... That was back when you walked like tommy pickles
  13. Healthy is more important than skinny