1. "You are baby?" - Andrea
  2. "My name is Rob Brown, and sometimes, I'm a racist. Not gonna lie." - Rob
  3. "A vote for Shaw is a vote for moon lasers and go-gurt." - Sam
  4. "I have this theory that next to Jesus, Spider-Man might be the most beat-up literary character of all time." - Cole
  5. "Fuck birds. I love bugs." - Griffin