as a Texan™ I am usually rather amicable towards summer but enough is ENOUGH
  1. I have all these nice winter candles I want to light but can't for fear it will confuse my senses
  2. My wardrobe is surprisingly not equipped for this weather but I can't go out and buy summer clothes because the end is nigh
    I can see the finish line
  3. I look good in sweaters and I feel safer in them
  4. Waking up at 10am and living off of Lunchables isn't the kind of lifestyle I want to lead anymore
  5. Currently unable to go to Starbucks because the only thing I feel comfortable ordering there is hot chocolate
  6. The temperature is never right in my room during summertime!!! I have to turn on my fan before I go to sleep while also using all of my blankets and then I have to wake up in the middle of the night to turn off the fan and lose a blanket and then I have to repeat the process over again before morning
    This does NOT happen in the winter
  7. I just referred to one of these things as an icicle