THINGS I LIKE ABOUT WORKING AT FIREHOUSE SUBS

  1. I'm good at it
  2. Everyone likes me
  3. We close at 9 so I tend to get home at a reasonable time
  4. Most of my co-workers are cool and funny
  5. Malcom and Hayden are like my two older brothers
    Hayden is the sweet caring one and Malcom is the pain in the ass
  6. I get to interact with deaf people every now and then
  7. The regulars
    namely The Kevins and Turd Ferguson
  8. Wrapping brownies
  9. Making money