Why I'm Not Ashamed of This Haircut

  1. I don't remember actually having it. There may be other repressed memories associated with it.
  2. I'm sure it was not my decision. I trusted my stylist to be on trend.
  3. My mom must have thought it was cute, and clearly she had good taste.
  4. It was Easter. I probably just had a bad case of bonnet head.
  5. I don't have it anymore.