RANKING OF MALE CHARACTERS ON CSI BY HOTNESS

This list will not include CSI: Miami, because I can't fucking stand CSI: Miami.
  1. 1.
    Danny Messer
    I mean...LOOK AT HIM.
  2. 2.
    Don Flack
    The heart of gold, the gorgeous eyes, the thick New York accent....sigh.
  3. 3.
    Greg Sanders
    Ah, yes. The original forensic nerd that stole my heart. He was funny, intelligent, sexy as hell, and rocked out to Marilyn Manson in the lab. What more is there to love?!
  4. 4.
    Sheldon Hawkes
    That jawline though.
  5. 5.
    Gil Grissom
    The beard in his later years, the baby face in the earlier.