THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER DONE

I'm so proud of myself for this. People who fat shame are straight up pieces of shit.
  1. I was at a bar with some friends.
  2. I was 24, I think?
  3. And I walked by this table full of frat brothers.
  4. The one guy mooed at me.
  5. Like actually, out loud, went MOOOOOOOOOOO.
  6. I was pissed off. How could this piece of shit moo at me in a public place and get away with it? Who the fuck did he think he was.
  7. I walked up to him, grabbed his crotch, told him that I didn't know why he was mooing at me because it seems like he has a little problem of his own, and I walked away.
  8. This was literally my proudest moment.