Hobbies Which Are Not Included On My Resume

  1. 1.
    Browsing the most expensive apartments available in random cities on Airbnb.
  2. 2.
    Googling 'celebrities without makeup'
  3. 3.
    Eating unhealthy amounts of cereal, specifically the kind that leads you to think it is healthy.
  4. 4.
    Eavesdropping
  5. 5.
    Romantic comedies that feed my wildly unrealistic expectations of love.
  6. 6.
    Recording impromptu acapella covers as voice notes on my phone.
  7. 7.
    Eating peanut butter out of the jar.
  8. 8.
    Asking for help at Sephora just so a sales assistant will put makeup on me.
  9. 9.
    (Over) Maintaining my eyebrows.
  10. 10.
    Panic buying things at airports.
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    Hitting the 'VIEW AS' button on Facebook.
  12. 12.
    Finding imaginary reasons to be mad at someone so that I run a little faster on the treadmill.
  13. 13.
    Spreading the good good word of coconut oil.
  14. 14.
    Laughing at my old tweets.