NARRATIVES THAT I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE TO BE EXCLUDED FROM AND NEVER ASKED TO BE A PART OF

Sorry Taylor, I'm really happy for you and imma let you finish but...
  1. Unsolicited attempts to leave the friendzone
  2. "Guac costs extra"
  3. "I'm not being racist but..."
  4. "U up?"
  5. "New settings are available. Would you like to update them now?"
  6. "I thought you were giving up carbs?"
  7. "I thought you weren't drinking tonight?"
  8. "Let's go around the room and introduce ourselves!"
  9. "But where are you originally from?"
  10. "Did you finish the whole jar of peanut butter already?"