Reasons Why Your Tinder Profile Is Not, In Fact, Pimpin'
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- •You decided to include a photo of yourself next to a chained up tiger in Thailand.
- •Your list of hobbies includes the word 'wanderlust.'
- •Or 'Pizza'
- •Or 'Netflix and chill'
- •You describe yourself as '420 friendly'
- •Your bio includes any kind of motivational quote.Most likely something you heard in a Ted talk one time.
- •You are straight up lying about your height."5'11" because apparently that matters"
- •No one knows who you actually are because there are a minimum of 4 people in every one of your photos.
- •You included a photo in which you have clearly cropped out a previous girlfriend.
- •You have a photo which includes your girlfriend.
- •You have a photo which includes your wife.
- •You have a photo of your wife on YOUR WEDDING DAY.
- •One of your photos was taken using the comic book photobooth filter that was popular in 2007.
- •You include a photo of yourself wearing sunglasses indoors.
- •You took a shirtless selfie in front of the mirror in your bathroom.With the flash on.