Things I'd Say To Diss You On The Internet (But Can't Because My Mama Taught Me Better Than That)

  1. Now that you're out of my life, I'm so much better.
  2. You thought that I'd be weak without you, but I'm stronger.
  3. You thought that I'd be broke without you, but I'm richer.
  4. You thought that I'd be sad without you, I laugh harder.
  5. Thought I wouldn't grow without you, now I'm wiser.
  6. Thought that I'd be helpless without you, but I'm smarter.
  7. You thought that I'd be stressed without you, but I'm chillin'.