CRAZY THINGS KIDS SAY

As a elementary school principal, I hear a lot of crazy things. Here are a few....
  1. Were you a kid once?
  2. We killed our teacher
    This is as I scan the room and noticed the teacher is missing. Happy Halloween
  3. I have an uncle, and he is mean.
  4. What is this a third world country?
    Kindergarten student reacting to the SMART board not working.
  5. John S, you look interesting today.
    Second grader used my full name and then made fun of me. Cutting right to core
  6. Dreams are always creepy when Freddy is involved.
    Completely out of the blue comment from a kindergarten kid