HOW I FELT LIKE THE "UGLY GIRL" AT KARAOKE TONIGHT.

  1. 1.
    I wore the oversized, non form fitting sweater.
  2. 2.
    I didn't bother taking off my stage makeup from my performance earlier in the evening.
  3. 3.
    I also didn't bother combing my hair.
  4. 4.
    I went with my pretty friend.
  5. 5.
    The guy who first chose to sit next to me blatantly relocated to sit next to said pretty friend.
  6. 6.
    After dancing with a friend of the guy mentioned in #5 he said, "I had fun wing man-ing."
  7. 7.
    The least attractive, but totally nice, guy from the group got my number.
  8. 8.
    The most attractive guy in that group (who looked like Joseph Gordon Levitt) said to me, "I'd be a son of a bitch not to let you see me again."
  9. 9.
    Said guy, in #8, did not ask for my number.
  10. 10.
    Just steps away from exiting the bar... Moments away from the end to this ego busting night, the bartender says goodbye to my pretty friend, by name, and fails miserably at guessing mine.