MOST EMBARRASSING THINGS I'VE EVER DONE

  1. Trip over my own two feet
    This happens at least every other day. Tbh it's not even embarrassing anymore.
  2. One time it was such an epic trip and fall that I heard " man that white girl just ate it!"
    He was not wrong. My ex who was with me was convinced I had lost a tooth (i was just bleeding dramatically).
  3. In summary, like Tracy Jordan says when he is telling Kenneth Parcell to impersonate him "Wait. I do not walk that well."