Costumes I Have Worn
Because Halloween! And I still have nothing to wear 😱
- •EskimoIt snowed on Halloween when I was 8.
- •Indian princessOnly on the years my mom forgot to buy me a Halloween costume.
- •Slutty red riding hoodSenior year. A teacher asked if I was dressed as a hooker.
- •Britney SpearsThree years in a row. Our school uniforms were the right colors and the skirt was just short enough. Fluffy hair baubles bought at Claire's. Obvi.
- •Sexy mad hatterNo explanation needed
- •Sexy Jewish grandmotherLiving in Miami. Because I didn't have anything else to wear in 2009
- •Unicorn onesieOfficially that kind of girl. Comfort > sex appeal