Costumes I Have Worn

Because Halloween! And I still have nothing to wear 😱
  1. Eskimo
    It snowed on Halloween when I was 8.
  2. Indian princess
    Only on the years my mom forgot to buy me a Halloween costume.
  3. Slutty red riding hood
    Senior year. A teacher asked if I was dressed as a hooker.
  4. Britney Spears
    Three years in a row. Our school uniforms were the right colors and the skirt was just short enough. Fluffy hair baubles bought at Claire's. Obvi.
  5. Sexy mad hatter
    No explanation needed
  6. Sexy Jewish grandmother
    Living in Miami. Because I didn't have anything else to wear in 2009
  7. Unicorn onesie
    Officially that kind of girl. Comfort > sex appeal