1. Describing yourself as "Sapiosexual"
    Is that like being attracted to humans? Because I'd hope so.
  2. "[insert location] transplant"
    i.e. foreign transplant, east coast transplant, kidney transplant, etc.
  3. A picture in front of your car or motorcycle
    Oh, you have a reliable form of transportation? Groundbreaking.
  4. "Not actually [insert age here], but I'm 6'1""
    Why? Just why?
  5. A picture of you with a tranquilized tiger
  6. Tough mudder races
  7. Machu Picchu
  8. Skydiving
  9. Your face obscured by sunglasses
    At least make it the 2nd or 3rd picture
  10. Yourself standing next to a girl
  11. You holding a fish
  12. Any combination of the above