Things I never want to see on your online dating profile

  1. Describing yourself as "Sapiosexual"
    Is that like being attracted to humans? Because I'd hope so.
  2. "[insert location] transplant"
    i.e. foreign transplant, east coast transplant, kidney transplant, etc.
  3. A picture in front of your car or motorcycle
    Oh, you have a reliable form of transportation? Groundbreaking.
  4. "Not actually [insert age here], but I'm 6'1""
    Why? Just why?
  5. A picture of you with a tranquilized tiger
    Self-explanatory
  6. Tough mudder races
  7. Machu Picchu
  8. Skydiving
  9. Your face obscured by sunglasses
    At least make it the 2nd or 3rd picture
  10. Yourself standing next to a girl
  11. You holding a fish
  12. Any combination of the above