Reasons why my husband annoys me, today

  1. Because he is lazy when it comes to work. Most people work well into their 60's, not 40's
  2. Because he thinks every ailment is the WORST. THING. EVER.
  3. Fishing.
  4. He is messy.
  5. His mom.
  6. His boat. Aka, fishing.
  7. Because he's cute, that fucktard.