1. The grass is always greener on the other side
    I'm imagining this unconfirmed field. What kind of green we talking here? Neon? A green I've never seen before?
  2. Does a bear shits in the woods
    I mean come on. Now I'm think does the bear squat? Does he/she stand leaning against a tree with a paw?
  3. When shit hits the fan
    This one goes without saying
  4. Don't shit on my cupcake and tell me it's frosting
    Ok. That's the last shit one but I mean honestly. What kind of person would consider actually - I mean - I can't
  5. Chip off the old block
    I wonder what this block looks like. I miss blocks and building stuff. I wonder where my Legos are
  6. The proof is in the pudding
    This one really pisses me off. Let's just fire all personnel involved in forensics
  7. It's raining cats and dogs
    No..no it's not. Put a sock in it.
  8. Put a sock in it
    All my socks have holes in it. I need to buy some on Amazon because my sock shopping needs to be discreet
  9. Up shits creek without a paddle
    This one popped in my head. So many shit expressions.
  10. It's not over until the fat lady sings
    Oh come on. Why do we have to point out her weight. That's highly insensitive
  11. Hello
    Adele has taken over this word and now it's impossible to say it out loud without hearing it in my head